Date Occurred: Sept. 26th
Last night, I returned to Stingaree. Even though I didn’t want to shell out $20, the_ninja, fallout, and Gordon were going to be there and I wanted to hang out with them so what could I do? Besides, the night ended up being well worth my money.
Before going out, I pre-gamed at my place. By the time I had walked to the Stingaree, I had pretty good drunk going. I started a conversation with two guys in line and got information about the parties they liked to throw on Fridays.
The CCSD guys were up on the roof, but getting to them was a battle in itself. The place was packed and you had to fight the crowd just to move. While fighting to get to the stairs, I noticed a brunette girl (HB8) staring at me. Not one to turn down a glaring girl, I opened her. I turned to her and said, “I see you staring at me!” She chuckled. We talked for a bit and I got her to give me a kiss on the cheek. I tried to go for the lips, but it didn’t work. This would be a recurring theme up until the very end of the night.
Honestly, for me, most of the night isn’t worth recounting so I’m just going to focus on the four stories that made the night worth every penny.
Event #1: A Failed Delivery
Fallout and I were talking about something and a woman caught my eye. She was pregnant and she had a drink in her hand. Let me repeat that. She’s PREGNANT at a NIGHT CLUB with a DRINK IN HER HAND! That woman is going to be a good mother someday. I turned to her.
Me: What are you drinking?
Her: [something without alcohol]
Me: Good, I was just making sure you weren’t drinking for two.
At the time, I thought I was being funny. The facial expressions of the girl, her friend, and Fallout said otherwise. The friend pulled the pregnant girl away. So much for the preggo-threesome. (Like I really wanted one, yuck!)
Fallout thought the interaction was weird because my delivery was so terrible. My voice was monotone and my I didn’t smile. So I told the joke again with a smile and a better voice. He laughed. So as I expected, there was nothing wrong with my joke after all.
Event #2: Scared Asian
Gordon and I were talking about something while listening to Fallout and the_Ninja run game on a two set when this Asian guy bumped into Gordon. The hit didn’t knock him down, but it was hard enough to make Gordon stagger—this guys obviously meant business. So I turned my attention toward him and started watching him. If this guy was coming my way next, I wanted to avoid him. He looked at me and saw me looking at him. Immediately, he hunched over and started saying, “I’m sorry, I don’t want to fight, please don’t hurt me!” as he moved away from us. Gordon and I watched him amusement. After he was gone, we erupted in laughter.
Me: That was awesome!
Gordon: [I can’t remember.]
Me: Dude, that guy nearly pissed his pants. That alone was worth the $20 I paid for get in. Hell, I’d pay another $20 just to see that again!
Event #3: Lap Dances
I saw an Asian bachelorette party witting at one of the tables. I decided to go in. Maybe I’d get to do another shot off a girl’s boobs. To make a long story short, I ended up giving the bride-to-be a lap dance, but not before they fed me drinks. So I got to give a lap dance (something I love doing) and I got free drinks out of it. Win-win!
That wasn’t the last time I saw them. Gordon hadn’t gotten a kiss-close all night and I wanted him to have one. My goal in life is to have game so good I can get my friends laid. I have a friend in Austin who is older than I am and has never kissed a girl. In two years, I want to take him to South Padre Island with me and get some girls to show him their boobs. Since acquiring that goal, I’ve had a routine I’ve wanted to try out. I decided to test out a similar one with Gordon so see if the approach would even work.
I approached the bachelorette set with Gordon. Specifically, I approached the girl in the set who was most receptive to me when I was in it last time.
Me: This my friend, [Gordon].
HB7: Hi!
Me (said in a sad voice): Gordon has a problem, he’s never been kissed. Will you give him one?
She gave him a kiss on the cheek, but she said she’d do more if she didn’t have a boyfriend. She liked Indian guys. So my plan only worked part of the way.
Event #4: Aggressive Kiss
Earlier, Fallout and I had a discussion about opening. Our opening styles were much different. I liked to make a joke or a snide comment about something a girl does. Fallout liked to open with compliments. He told me to try using his opening style.
One really beautiful girl (HB9) had a really pretty blouse on. I gave her a compliment on that. She was very receptive to the compliment. I would have stayed, but I was in the middle of something and couldn’t commit to her right then.
Toward the end of the night, I saw her with her friend. They were hugging on each other so I decided to comment on it.
Me: Aww, that was so cute!
We talked for a bit and I locked in by sitting next to the girl’s friend (also really hot, but a smoker). I found out it was HB9’s b-day.
HB9: It’s my birthday, you should buy my friend and I birthday shots.
Friend (who knew HB9 was shit-testing me): No, you don’t have to do that.
Me: Sorry, I only buy drinks for girls after kissing them. [I said this solely to deter them from asking me for drinks]
Friend: [A look of shock]
HB9: Okay. [She GRABS MY FACE, pulls it toward her, and gives me a kiss right on the lips. I’ve never had a woman do that to me before.] Now buy us drinks!
Friend: [Even more shocked]
I ended up number-closing the friend. She seemed like a sweet girl. She would be a good girl to be friends with.
The best part: I never had to buy the girls drinks.
One other thing that happened was that I started running game on a girl who didn’t speak English. So I switched to Spanish and tried to get a kiss-close. It didn’t work, but it was first time gaming a girl in another language.
So things to work on:
-Use more compliment openers. They worked well.
-WORK ON MY DELIVERY! Jokes are only funny as their delivery. Don’t be so monotone and smile, smile, smile!
-You may think it’s funny to go for a kiss 2 minutes after meeting a girl, but it won’t work. If you like her, talk to her more.
-Attempt to isolate more.
-It couldn’t hurt to brush up on my Spanish. This is San Diego, after all.
Last night, I returned to Stingaree. Even though I didn’t want to shell out $20, the_ninja, fallout, and Gordon were going to be there and I wanted to hang out with them so what could I do? Besides, the night ended up being well worth my money.
Before going out, I pre-gamed at my place. By the time I had walked to the Stingaree, I had pretty good drunk going. I started a conversation with two guys in line and got information about the parties they liked to throw on Fridays.
The CCSD guys were up on the roof, but getting to them was a battle in itself. The place was packed and you had to fight the crowd just to move. While fighting to get to the stairs, I noticed a brunette girl (HB8) staring at me. Not one to turn down a glaring girl, I opened her. I turned to her and said, “I see you staring at me!” She chuckled. We talked for a bit and I got her to give me a kiss on the cheek. I tried to go for the lips, but it didn’t work. This would be a recurring theme up until the very end of the night.
Honestly, for me, most of the night isn’t worth recounting so I’m just going to focus on the four stories that made the night worth every penny.
Event #1: A Failed Delivery
Fallout and I were talking about something and a woman caught my eye. She was pregnant and she had a drink in her hand. Let me repeat that. She’s PREGNANT at a NIGHT CLUB with a DRINK IN HER HAND! That woman is going to be a good mother someday. I turned to her.
Me: What are you drinking?
Her: [something without alcohol]
Me: Good, I was just making sure you weren’t drinking for two.
At the time, I thought I was being funny. The facial expressions of the girl, her friend, and Fallout said otherwise. The friend pulled the pregnant girl away. So much for the preggo-threesome. (Like I really wanted one, yuck!)
Fallout thought the interaction was weird because my delivery was so terrible. My voice was monotone and my I didn’t smile. So I told the joke again with a smile and a better voice. He laughed. So as I expected, there was nothing wrong with my joke after all.
Event #2: Scared Asian
Gordon and I were talking about something while listening to Fallout and the_Ninja run game on a two set when this Asian guy bumped into Gordon. The hit didn’t knock him down, but it was hard enough to make Gordon stagger—this guys obviously meant business. So I turned my attention toward him and started watching him. If this guy was coming my way next, I wanted to avoid him. He looked at me and saw me looking at him. Immediately, he hunched over and started saying, “I’m sorry, I don’t want to fight, please don’t hurt me!” as he moved away from us. Gordon and I watched him amusement. After he was gone, we erupted in laughter.
Me: That was awesome!
Gordon: [I can’t remember.]
Me: Dude, that guy nearly pissed his pants. That alone was worth the $20 I paid for get in. Hell, I’d pay another $20 just to see that again!
Event #3: Lap Dances
I saw an Asian bachelorette party witting at one of the tables. I decided to go in. Maybe I’d get to do another shot off a girl’s boobs. To make a long story short, I ended up giving the bride-to-be a lap dance, but not before they fed me drinks. So I got to give a lap dance (something I love doing) and I got free drinks out of it. Win-win!
That wasn’t the last time I saw them. Gordon hadn’t gotten a kiss-close all night and I wanted him to have one. My goal in life is to have game so good I can get my friends laid. I have a friend in Austin who is older than I am and has never kissed a girl. In two years, I want to take him to South Padre Island with me and get some girls to show him their boobs. Since acquiring that goal, I’ve had a routine I’ve wanted to try out. I decided to test out a similar one with Gordon so see if the approach would even work.
I approached the bachelorette set with Gordon. Specifically, I approached the girl in the set who was most receptive to me when I was in it last time.
Me: This my friend, [Gordon].
HB7: Hi!
Me (said in a sad voice): Gordon has a problem, he’s never been kissed. Will you give him one?
She gave him a kiss on the cheek, but she said she’d do more if she didn’t have a boyfriend. She liked Indian guys. So my plan only worked part of the way.
Event #4: Aggressive Kiss
Earlier, Fallout and I had a discussion about opening. Our opening styles were much different. I liked to make a joke or a snide comment about something a girl does. Fallout liked to open with compliments. He told me to try using his opening style.
One really beautiful girl (HB9) had a really pretty blouse on. I gave her a compliment on that. She was very receptive to the compliment. I would have stayed, but I was in the middle of something and couldn’t commit to her right then.
Toward the end of the night, I saw her with her friend. They were hugging on each other so I decided to comment on it.
Me: Aww, that was so cute!
We talked for a bit and I locked in by sitting next to the girl’s friend (also really hot, but a smoker). I found out it was HB9’s b-day.
HB9: It’s my birthday, you should buy my friend and I birthday shots.
Friend (who knew HB9 was shit-testing me): No, you don’t have to do that.
Me: Sorry, I only buy drinks for girls after kissing them. [I said this solely to deter them from asking me for drinks]
Friend: [A look of shock]
HB9: Okay. [She GRABS MY FACE, pulls it toward her, and gives me a kiss right on the lips. I’ve never had a woman do that to me before.] Now buy us drinks!
Friend: [Even more shocked]
I ended up number-closing the friend. She seemed like a sweet girl. She would be a good girl to be friends with.
The best part: I never had to buy the girls drinks.
One other thing that happened was that I started running game on a girl who didn’t speak English. So I switched to Spanish and tried to get a kiss-close. It didn’t work, but it was first time gaming a girl in another language.
So things to work on:
-Use more compliment openers. They worked well.
-WORK ON MY DELIVERY! Jokes are only funny as their delivery. Don’t be so monotone and smile, smile, smile!
-You may think it’s funny to go for a kiss 2 minutes after meeting a girl, but it won’t work. If you like her, talk to her more.
-Attempt to isolate more.
-It couldn’t hurt to brush up on my Spanish. This is San Diego, after all.
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